Bailee Robinson
An example of a straight A student at Belleville High school. Following the steps bellow will help your grade look just like this.
How to Be a Straight-A Student
Make sure you don’t have a charged Chromebook every day.
Make sure to only do summative assessments and not formative assignments.
Make sure to doom scroll through Instagram reels while your teacher, who takes time to teach you, is teaching a lesson.
Make sure to get into a circle with your friends and talk all hour instead of doing your work.
Make sure to make TikToks in the middle of class.
Make sure to get mad at your teacher when they ask you to put your phone away.
Make sure to take all the hard classes and just not do the work.
Make sure you don’t ask for help when you get stuck on a hard problem.
Make sure to just not come to school. Do not be present ever. Physically or mentally.
Make sure to never, and I mean NEVER, do your homework.
This piece is strictly satirical and meant for fun. 🙂