Opinion

How to be a Straight-A Student

Bailee Robinson, Web Page Publisher

April 24, 2025

An example of a straight A student at Belleville High school. Following the steps bellow will help your grade look just like this.

How to Be a Straight-A Student

Make sure you don’t have a charged Chromebook every day.
Make sure to only do summative assessments and not formative assignments.
Make sure to doom scroll through Instagram reels while your teacher, who takes time to teach you, is teaching a lesson.
Make sure to get into a circle with your friends and talk all hour instead of doing your work.
Make sure to make TikToks in the middle of class.
Make sure to get mad at your teacher when they ask you to put your phone away.
Make sure to take all the hard classes and just not do the work.
Make sure you don’t ask for help when you get stuck on a hard problem.
Make sure to just not come to school. Do not be present ever. Physically or mentally.
Make sure to never, and I mean NEVER, do your homework.

This piece is strictly satirical and meant for fun. 🙂

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About the Contributor

Bailee Robinson, Web Page Publisher

Hello, I’m Bailee Robinson, I am a Senior at Belleville High School. When I’m not hanging out with my friends I am at swim or participating for softball. I also participate in robotics and marching band. Coming together to help teach others about the world of STEM and work with others to make music.